Selfish Giver Unisex Tank | Black Graphic

It's called setting expectations.
You're just thoughtful enough to warn people in advance.

Why you'll wear it

Lighter shades, bold black print, zero subtlety. This is the one people read from across the patio and then come over to talk about.

The fit

The same unisex staple tank — relaxed, side-seamed, cut for everyone — in lighter shades that let the black print land hard. XS–2XL.

The Banter

Banter isn't just clothing. It's a conversation starter. If your humour lives somewhere between clever innuendo and unapologetic confidence, this one earns its spot in the rotation.

Also in this design

Unisex Tank in white print · Women's Racerback · Softstyle Tee · Classic Tee · Hoodie · Champion Crewneck

Makes a ridiculous gift

For your partner, your favourite troublemaker, or the friend who laughs half a second before everyone else catches it.