Selfish Giver Softstyle Tee

It's called setting expectations.
You're just thoughtful enough to warn people in advance.

Why you'll wear it

Some people ease into a conversation. You'd rather it start itself. Selfish Giver handles the introductions — at the brewery, on the boat, halfway through a date that was already going well.

The fit

Fitted through the body with a soft, lightweight hand — the tee you reach for without thinking. Crisp white print. S–2XL. Cold wash, tumble low, and the print stays sharp.

The Banter

Banter isn't just clothing. It's a conversation starter. If your humour lives somewhere between clever innuendo and unapologetic confidence, this one earns its spot in the rotation.

Also in this design

Classic Tee · Unisex Tank · Women's Racerback · Hoodie · Champion Crewneck

Makes a ridiculous gift

For your partner, your favourite troublemaker, or the friend who laughs half a second before everyone else catches it.